A squirrel is a rodent
A rodent you see
It climbs on your fences
And lives in your tree
But sometimes in fall
When the weather is colder
It studies your house
For wood that is older
It chews its way in
With teeth made to chew
And gets in your attic
But not for the view
It chitters and chatters
And bumps in the morning
And raids your bird feeder
Without any warning
With little to no
Regard for your feelings
It makes bumping sounds
That pass through your ceilings
So this is the point
The goal of my theses
To rid you of mite carriers
And of their feces
Get a pest control company
To check for those critters
That bring in their parasites
And give you the jitters
They'll make sure no squirrel
Is trapped in your rafters
When they seal up your walls
Like the best of wood crafters
And if it is needed
They'll put into place
Deterrents like spikes
And that's better than mace
To give squirrels incentive
To stay in their trees
With their ticks and their worms
And all of those fleas
And then you can sleep
You'll finally be freed
From squirrel rodent dangers
And that's good news indeed